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Started by Daniel Miessler · 7 months ago

A Muslim, a Vegetarian, and a Java Programmer are traveling by foot, and they stop at a farm house to sleep for the night. The farmer is impressed at the obvious sophistication of the Java Programmer’s tales of Enterprise wonder, and he invites her into the house. The Muslim he sends ... Continue reading »

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  • *sigh* I don't get this joke. Could you please clue me in?
  • Just in case you're serious, the pigs left the barn instead of the Java programmer. They were at the door complaining because they couldn't stand to be around someone talking constantly about how cool Java is.

    In the joke, the pigs represent "the rest of us" in IT, who get nauseated the moment we hear someone butt into any conversation about programming and proceed to explain why the language being discussed is utterly inferior when compared to Java.

    See?
  • but... but... Java *is* better than any other programming language. It's multi platform and easy to write!

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